Token Collector
Possession with intent to hold.
The Roast · For the Record
The court has reviewed your holdings and finds a wallet in no particular hurry — tokens collected, kept, and never particularly bothered with. You are not losing money, making money, or doing much of anything. You simply have tokens, the way one keeps coins in a drawer. The court cannot fault the strategy because the court cannot find one.
Defense entered
“My client is a collector. Collecting, the court will note, is not a crime.”
Nansen Evidence
Partial · NansenThe court examined the wallet's onchain behavior through Nansen. Here is the evidence, in plain language.
Realized P&L
0.0%
Realized during evidence window
Win Rate
0.0%
Of closed positions
Total Trades
0
Sales recorded by Nansen
Portfolio Value
$146
The Court Rules
Ordered to explain whether this is a portfolio or a digital curio cabinet.
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— @exitliquidity
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— @bagholder
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