Wallet Court
GUILTY VERDICTS ISSUED 24/7■NANSEN EVIDENCE STREAM · LIVE■THE ACCUSED IS PRESUMED SOLVENT UNTIL THE EVIDENCE SAYS OTHERWISE■FAILURE TO APPEAR MAY RESULT IN CONTINUED BAG-HOLDING■COURT ACCEPTS ETH · BASE · SOL · POOR JUDGMENT■VERDICTS ARE PARODY · NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE■

About the Court

How Wallet Court works, what it measures, and what it never does.

What Is Wallet Court?

Wallet Court is an entertainment experience that puts your onchain trading behavior on trial. Enter a wallet address, the court reviews the evidence, and delivers a playful, courtroom-style verdict. It is parody — not financial advice, and never a judgment of you as a person.

How the Court Uses Nansen Evidence

When live mode is available, Wallet Court consults Nansen onchain data — trades, profit-and-loss, holding duration, and Smart Money positioning — to build the case file. The evidence shapes the verdict, the severity, and the confidence score. Roasts always target behavior, never identity.

Demo Cases vs. Live Cases

Demo cases use deterministic fixtures so the experience always delivers a verdict, even without live data. They are clearly labeled as Demo. Live cases are powered by real Nansen evidence and labeled Live · Nansen. Demo cases are never presented as live results, and rankings in The Hall always distinguish the two.

Verdicts and Court Honors

Every wallet receives one of a fixed set of verdicts, each with a severity and confidence score. The Hall of Shame ranks convicted wallets by severity, confidence, recency, and type. The Hall of Honor will recognize standout live cases — Bag of the Day, Dump of the Day, Escape Artist, Comeback Wallet, and Court Favorite — once eligible live cases exist.

Claiming a Wallet

Soon, wallet owners will be able to claim their address and add a public alias to their case. Claiming will verify ownership onchain — it will never change a verdict or alter evidence. Until then, all cases remain anonymous and sanitized.

ShoutIt

A ShoutIt Original

ShoutIt powers the sharing and distribution layer for Wallet Court — the dispatch desk, the verdict cards, and the public gallery that carries each ruling out into the world.

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Evidence powered by NansenVerdicts are parody. Not financial advice. Roasts target behavior, never identity.