Liquidity Donor
Size in. Regret out. For everyone else's benefit.
The Roast · For the Record
The court has reviewed your trade sizes and your PnL and concluded you are not a trader so much as a charitable institution for the order book. You enter with conviction and size, exit with loss and grace, and somewhere a market maker is naming a boat after you. The market thanks you for your contribution; your wallet does not.
Defense entered
“My client provides liquidity. Generosity, the court will note, is not a crime.”
Nansen Evidence
Live · NansenThe court examined the wallet's onchain behavior through Nansen. Here is the evidence, in plain language.
Realized P&L
-58.8%
Realized during evidence window
Win Rate
12.5%
Of closed positions
Total Trades
54
Sales recorded by Nansen
Portfolio Value
$487,580
The Court Rules
120 days of mandatory small-size orders. The court expects your impact to vanish.
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Serve the Defendant
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Court Receipt
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ShoutIt Public Gallery
Dramatized Courtroom Chatter · Live ShoutIt Reactions Coming Soon“The court called me a One Pump Chump and honestly my transaction history offered no defense.”
— @paperhands69
“I would like to appeal. Unfortunately, I sold the appeal 11 minutes after filing it.”
— @exitliquidity
“Diamond-Handed Hostage is a medically accurate diagnosis.”
— @bagholder
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